Time to share this with the internet
-Found this in my dad’s pantry
- Camera: Canon PowerShot ELPH 330 HS
- Aperture: f/3
- Exposure: 1/13th
- Focal Length: 24mm
Every time I stub my toe it feels like my toe is fucking broken or bleeding or falling off.
Then, when I look at my toe, it doesn’t have a fucking scratch to explain the feeling of brutal amputation.
I got a cool instrument!!
"If you think I’m going to let six people risk their lives - !"
“—Because it’’s the first time for all of us,” said Ron.
“This is different, pretending to be me.”
‘Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry,’ said Fred earnestly. ‘Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever.’"
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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