awwww-cute:

Cat shaming: Drug edition

Time to share this with the internet

-Found this in my dad’s pantry

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot ELPH 330 HS
  2. Aperture: f/3
  3. Exposure: 1/13th
  4. Focal Length: 24mm

Every time I stub my toe it feels like my toe is fucking broken or bleeding or falling off.

Then, when I look at my toe, it doesn’t have a fucking scratch to explain the feeling of brutal amputation.

(Source: pawneeparksnrec)

tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

I got a cool instrument!!

heyfunniest:

I love ELLEN.

(Source: thefadedpicture)

"If you think I’’m going to let six people risk their lives - !"
“—Because it’’’s the first time for all of us,”” said Ron.
““This is different, pretending to be me.”
‘“Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry,’” said Fred earnestly. ‘“Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever.’"

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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(via mugglenet)

justlikebudapestagain:

I read somewhere that this character had a really long and hard to pronounce name, but John Cleese couldn’t say it so he just said Tim instead and they ran with it.

(Source: smallnartless)